your answers ???

Q1. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
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Q2. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q3. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q4. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
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Q5. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.
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Q6. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A: It becomes wet.
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Q7. What often falls but never gets hurt?
A : Rain
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Q8. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
A : TOMORROW
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Q9. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half.
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Q10. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
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Q11. What gets wet with drying?
A : A towel
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Q12. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?
A : AGE.
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Q13. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
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Q14. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A : Because it has its own scales.
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Q15. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A : Because it is too tyred.
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Q16. Bay of Bengal is in which state
A : liquid
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Q17. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.